Ask-A-Capper: I have 2 capper friends. One is an old woman who doesn’t eat at restaurants because she “makes a mess of food”. The other is a guy in a wheelchair who seldom goes out….why is this?
Bob Johnson (made up name for sure)
Hello Bob, I understand your dismay. It may be shocking to you the "normals of society" to be bewildered and puzzled why a Disabled Person would mind wearing their food and drink upon themselves. I mean seriously why not just slap a bib on the cap and let them chow down wide load.
See Bob, we really don't enjoy being spectacles to the "Norms" around us. we eat with a degree of difficulty and we live with that. The term "don't bit the hand that feeds you" was probably spoken by a Cap-star. You see we know that we will be at some point, where our food and/or drink, and most inevitably; it will be due to the incompetence of the party we are dinning with (aka you) will be all upon us. see we know that in the end there is going to be a mess, and food will be on someone, somewhere, somehow, and unfortunately the cappers know it'll be us. :(
So we avoid dinning on, i mean out at all costs.... thanks lets order take out
Khapp
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