Dear Ask-A-Capper: "Are all handicap people fat and lazy?"
Shamika Johnson (sounds made up)
Not at all Mika, see I'll let you in on something, most Cappaholics are Fat, do to the unfourtanticity of the Cappalising disorder, were in transversely most are not lazy. See many of us have crazy routines just to live an "ordinary" life. we jump through hoops (not literally we are hand-e-CAPs) just to do everyday things. Take for instance getting up in the morning (now I'm talking about just getting up), it takes the non-Capper roughly 30 seconds or 3 seconds if they are late for something, to get up... for a capper thats a 30 minute job. so as you can plainly see us just living takes work, we have gear, staff and animals trained to make us more independent, dealing with this is HARD WORK.
Okay thank you
Cap-Tion
askacapper@gmail.com
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I think it's a cap-out...knyuk knyuk...but really...in my opinion, cappers soak up every possible excuse and use them against the non-cappers....it's us against them, people!
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